All You Need Is Censorship
Technically lyrics rather than poetry, but I haven’t a category for those.
To be sung to the tune of All You Need Is Love.
Cen-sor-ship,
Cen-sor-ship,
Cen-sor-ship...
Psychopaths abound: don’t be surprised;
Act before we’re all desensitised
By immoral books and films and playing computer games:
It’s easy!
Nothing you can do once they’re depraved,
Copying how some film star behaved;
Therefore we must keep ev’ryone as pure as possible:
It’s easy!
All you need is cnsrshp!
All you need is cnsrshp!
All you need is cnsrshp, cnsrshp!
Censorship you need...
Nothing you can know that’s not approved;
Nothing you can see that we’ve removed;
No-one should be free to see what no-one should want to see:
It’s easy!
All you need is cnsrshp!
All you need is cnsrshp!
All you need is cnsrshp, cnsrshp!
Censorship you need...
(Repeat to fade, with occasional cuts.)